When a phone rings, pick up the remote At the end of a long day, Richard Nixon said he no longer wanted to land at any more airports. Read more ...
Help! I'm locked in the bathroom “THERE’S no panic like it – except maybe getting your head stuck between the railings of a bannister.” So a friend told me a while back. Read more ...
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Ever seen a footballer dissect posts? I blame Bertie. Okay, that doesn’t make me unusual nowadays, given the current economic climate. But it’s not the recession that’s on my mind – it’s the mangling of language. Read more ...
Sporting regret 50 years on “Frig it lads, we shudda won”. Fifty years on, the regret of a Cavan minor footballer lingers. Read more ...
“THERE’S no panic like it – except maybe getting your head stuck between the railings of a bannister.” So a friend told me a while back.